Caught Up

Well I think I have finally caught up on my reading and as you can see this post will probably carry me into Saturday, but I have been busy posting in a good way. I really did miss all my adoring fans, okay all two or three of you, lol. When I got home today I was so exhausted that I ate half my Turkey Sub from Subway and took a nap to catch up on some needed sleep. I at the most got 3 hrs last night and had to start the day watching a General talk and talk for 2hrs and give stripes away to a bunch of noners (military people who jobs are important, but don't help us put bombs on targets). Needless to say I was pissy the rest of the day. Then I had to go through some stupid training in which I had to get dressed up in my chem gear. By 1pm I was really feeling wore down, but the flight kitchen had steaks for lunch and all was forgotten for now. Then around quittin time I was reminded how two face people are.

This one guy in my shop uses his ability to find stuff wrong to get out of work and in the mean time get my coworkers in trouble. See if he got it good enough where the boss doesn't care that he hasn't turned out any equipment all week, that's cool more power to him. However to go and rat out someone who you don't even know did or didn't do it right is just a kick in the nuts. I really could careless for the guy that is now in trouble, but handle it on the lowest level, don't go running around flappin your cum guzzler. Now I had already told a guy I was going to take care of it and it ruined any chance I had to restore piece while ass raping the guy who fucked up for the 100th time this week.

Stuff like this is how I start getting burned out and have to sit back and breath deep, before blowing up like a Korean Scud. See a Korean Scud has no real radar package it's like playing lawn darts on a bigger level. They can launch them in our direction but can only hope in the end that it hits it's target. So when I blow up innocent people usually feel the wrath too.

Well I think I will actually get up early get a fresh hair cut and see what dart boards they carry on base. This is my first weekend that I plan on spending not doing any drinking. I am sure you will hear how it is going throughout.

Music Meme

Well as I was catching up on some blog reading I noticed this on Vic's page so I decided why not so here goes.

Random 10 from my computer:

1. Addis Black Widow - What comes around goes around (Some French pop band that never really made it big but good song)
2. Brad Paisley - Whiskey Lullaby (sad sad song)
3. Brassy - Play some D (She big on Euro MTV)
4. Drowning Pool - Bodies
5. Jimmy Buffett- Cheese Burger in Paradise
6. The Knack - My Sharona
7. Mad Season - I don't know anything (Layne Staley band after Alice in Chains)
8. Missy Elliott - Get ur freak on
9. N.E.R.D - Lap Dance (Pharrell before he got big)
10. Ugly Kid Joe - The cats in the cradle

Amount of Music on your Computer:
5008 songs 21.8GB (I still haven't gotten around to adding my CD so I can burn them) & 212 Music Videos (Which I started doing instead of stealing errr borrowing music)

Last CD you bought: Cross Canadian Rageweed

Last song you listened to before receiving this message: Kelly Clarkson - Since you been gone (I'm watching MTV and well they play her video ever hour)

Five songs that you either play a lot, or mean a lot to you:
1. Deep Blue Something - Breakfast at Tiffany's (Well I got my groove on for the first time when it was playing, Didn't even last the 3minute track,lol)
2. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (Never forget Dave, Brady and I back in the Tech School days in Sheppard AFB Witchita Texas)
3. Ryan Adams (Josh and I drinking song, if you never heard it you need to and listen to the words it's great)
4. Eagles - Hotel California (Back in the day listening to 45s on the turn table with my best friend Marlin)
5. Beastie Boys - Brass Monkey (The beat is just crazy and well those bastards didn't play it when I saw them in concert)

I guess from everything I read I am suppose to pass this on, but I am one of those guys who has really no one to pass it on since everyone I know has done it.

Let me start by saying that the tape on my gas mask insert (glass for the gas mask only) is added for effect, but this is my chemical gear that I am always bitching about. Minus of course the awesome gas mask. Ladies if you could enjoy a dork like this than I am your man!!! 

Dilemma

Well damn it has been like a eternity since I wrote anything or read any blogs, this equals about 4 days in real life. I could give a ton of excuse why I haven't been on, but sleep is the one I am going with. I recently moved to swing shift which is from 4pm-2ish am. This shift is my favorite to work, but so far the schedule hasn't allowed me to get in a groove yet. So I toss and turn all during my sleep time and barely get up to go to PT or work. This makes it so hard to find time to type. Then my schedule gets fucked up even more by having all day appointments so there goes my sleep again. Like I have to be up in like 5hrs and I am here typing this. Go figure!!

Anyways I have started downloading music videos instead of mp3s now which means that I can start my own club in my house. This is what they do in the clubs down town because that is what they do. All I need is to run a cable to my TV from my puter and bang I have it to. The modern times call for modern innovation. I hope to have a big screen TV next year so it will be even better then. I really don't like plasma TVs for you ones who are saying to yourself why a big screen, they are to much and I think the quality is just as good on a 60 in TV. Can you imagine porn on that thing, all I can say is OMG. Stay away from anything with titles like long dong silver and such, lol.

Well I have decided to quit drinking. Not because the normal it's bad for me, I am an alcoholic, or I do stupid stuff when I am drunk. My excuse is that I spent $300 in two days. Yes I had fun and I played ass load of darts. I just can't afford that kinda money every weekend and still pay off my past bills. I have been very successful in saving money and paying off my old married bills and well if I ever want to be rich I have to stay on track. So back to drinkin beer in my room and soon I will have my own dart board in here to. Then I will have no real reason to go down town. Call me old fashion but money in the bank is money best not spent in one place.

To Be or Not To Be

Well to be or not to be is the question here in Korea? The answer is drunken fool. Myself I am what you call a calm and collective drunk. Not much bothers me I don't get to stupid but have fun. My friend Mike is a drunken fool and he blacks out. Well my other friends Ally and Adam....More Ally than Adam because she hot. I might have pissed her off by bringing Mike over, but in the end she knows that I am a great guy. My friends talk to much and I like to get drunk , what else can she expect. Okay she and Mike might not remember this night fully, but no matter how drunk I am I always do.

Anyways, tonight I played the worse darts of my life and got asked by two different people to play on their teams next dart season. The next season starts in like Mar or Apr. Since I will be here until Jan 06 then I will be able to play hopefully. Truly I have started playin again and I am not that bad already. Not to the point I want to be yet, but I will work hard at it until I am.

I wish everyone knew how many times I had to retype stuff on here, I am really how to put this softly. FUCKED UP!!! Till next time tschusse all.

D....R,,,U'''N---K

Okay so I have been out on the town. I think a week of bullshit merits me havin some fun. Tonight I played it off but damn I am getting really good at darts. Even when I am drunk I am playing awesome. I mean I have always considered myself good I did close cricket out once with 11 darts when the best possible is 9, but I haven't played for over a year. My boy Mike and me won 2 straight and if we hadn't missed bulls 3 straight turns would have won the 3rd. I kinda helped us more than him, but he is alright too.

Anyways me and Mike are going to do the same startin early tomorrow since we have Monday off woohoo. I can not wait. If I post please put your PG-13 glasses on so you don't read my real vulgar lines, lol.

Biggest Check!

Well for the people who know me well enough, they know I used to play street hockey for years and love the sport of hockey. Having lived in the North Eastern part of the United States made it easy to follow. Plus having the Madison Square Garden channel helped in following my beloved NY Rangers (specially in '94 when they took it all). So after hearing that the season had been cancelled I was sorta in the blues and no reference to St. Louis here. It seems that the players in sport have corrupted all aspects of games. Trust me if I could play any sport at a pro player level, I would expect to get paid, but what is the difference once your over a million dollars in salary. If you worry more about the pay check then the game why play, wasn't it the love that made you strive to play and practice to make the pro's. I mean the players union doomed the hockey season. Yet they are the ones that speak out how's it's all Bettmans fault for the season when they couldn't agree on a team spending 6 million less on payrolls a year.

I agree that hockey can't afford the salaries that other sports do, the fan base in the USA is not as good as in Canada and well it makes it hard on the owners to keep things running. My example is Buffalo. Great hockey and football town, but ticket prices has been driven so high that they can not keep the seats full and pay players. The past few years they have been bankrupt and as it looks that they will move the team, that's if the league makes it after this cancellation.

Now another point I wan to make about the players is that they will never look in the mirror and see their true evil. They bitch how they lose out on there season and all hey want to do is play, then why didn't a deal get done? Because in the end they are like all other athletes egotistical scum who want to live a over paid over spent life and it makes me sick. I feel bad for the players like Mark Messier who most likely will not get to retire after his last season with the recognition he deserves because well this ones over. I guess I will just start following minor league hockey at least those guys play with heart and for the love of the game. With the hope of getting a glimpse of one NHL game.

Okay this is my one and done hockey rant.

Tick - Tock

As the hands on the clock spin round and round I realize that I never have enough time during weeks like this hopefully by the time I come in tomorrow this will all be done. Although I know I have to still work a long Friday for the normal asshole reasons. I am just about to lace my boots up and stuff my butt in this uniform. I just wish I had time to give a proper post, but of course I don't and the military has blocked all blogs on government puter. Go figure it isn't military enough, and is fun, so it has to be forbidden.

Missing Post

Well seems that I missed my chance at a Valentines Day post. Maybe because this special Hallmark Holiday really is just another day in my book. It's not that I am single or that I am depressed about it, I just think it's stupid. Why should I go out and waste a bunch of money on all these expensive thrills for the opposite sex that never last. They should call it lust day. Oh and that saying it's the thought that counts can suck it to. When was the last time flowers and chocolates got me laid....That's right never!

Okay the reason I missed it, well I worked 13hrs on Sunday-Monday morning. So when I got home I went straight to bed. Well just about the time I got back up for my next shift I was to tired to care, got dressed and went back to work. I do have to say my internet friends came out in full force and I did appreciate all the mail when I got home this morning from work.

Well next time I get on here Valentines has made me think about, writing my theory about dating and hookers. God I hope I shake this sleepy bug before work.

BDU'S Forever!!

Here I am sitting in my room on a Sunday in my BDU's (battle dress Uniform), realizing sometimes it is true I work 24/7 365. Friday I work all the way up until 2am Saturday morning, trying to get all the maintenance I could done before this upcoming exercise. I swear I am a slave to the grind, whatever shift I am on does the most work. Weather I have appointments or not they expect me to show and do more work than 3 people. This is rough on me, but at the end of a long night of jobbin I can say "I like to see anyone work harder than me at keepin America free".

Enough work talk and ranting. Last night I met like two of the hottest Korean chicks ever, nothen against Koreans, but usually I just am not attracted to them. The one I was teamed up with to play darts was named Mi Soon, she was like wow body. Everyone knows I kinda have a pogo stick fetish (kinda skinny chick I can stand on there head in bed , then jump up and down on like a pogo stick) and she could have possibly been 98lb if that. I mean I wouldn't kick any women to the curb without knowing them first anyways. I have standards, just not the best ones, lol. I definitely can see myself spending more time at the club she works at as waitress, The Gecko. From the outside it looks like a dump and you have to walk up a million stairs, but the prices are decent and the ladies are smokin. What guy wouldn't want to spend time with hotties. Really we think about sex 18hrs a day and dream of it another 6, so why not want eye candy around. The place has two pool tables and two dart boards, with reasonable drink prices. Well I ended up blowing like $100 dollars easy last night, but hey it was fun. Me and my friend Mike lived it up, he even got me to play a dart shark and I guess I either threw well or she was to drunk because I won 2 out 3. I had watched her play before and whoop some ass so it had to be the alcohol, us Americans stay same caliber when we drink if we are decent, which I think I am.

Well the walk home was a total different story of a time. We were running late because one minute it was 830 the next it was ten minutes to curfew. So we started for the gate and sure enough I spot my friend Bosco and his bright ass orange jacket. We stop at the stand he is at to get a famous chicken on a sick, which could be rat who knows it's only drinkin food don't eat if your sober. All of a sudden my boy Stanley gets pushed and a scuffle breaks out. Mike is wrapped up and this short African American comes out of no where and pimp slaps him, I mean like out of a Rick James special or something. Today Mike has a big cut on his chin, what a brain dead bitch that guy was who pimp slaps anyways. Needless to say we get out of the fracas before the PoPo showed up and dragged us all to jail. I missed out on my chicken on a stick what a bummer.

I took a hydroxycut and three aspirin before bed and well I felt like a million dollar bill in a poor mans hand when my parents called at 730am this morning. OMG I just heard Tiffany on the exercise radio they are so crazy here, now I am going to have "Runnin just as fast as we can" stuck in my mind for hours. Well as I put it I have to get ready to save America ass from another fictitious battle.

Yawn

Wow well another day has passed and I am exhausted. I work my first swing shift in over 4 1/2 yrs. It was fantastic, no boss barkin in my ear, nobody needing me to do something for them, and I even got to eat midnight chow for the first time to. Which means breakfast foods for the first time since I have been here. The only draw back is that I got home on Friday 130am, so that means I will be missing out tonight on partyin and will get home after 12am on Sat. We will see.

I am kinda sittin here yawning and debatin with my conscience if I should walk down and get a soda. I have that taste in my mouth like I want one, but would the caffeine be the right thing before bed. On the other hand I might want to catch up on some of my favorite blogs. Damn I am going to get the soda after I am done. Plus this will help me adjust more to the shift tomorrow night.

I hope I stay on swings after this, don't get me wrong I have a good working relationship with people I work with on days. I just like sleepin in and not worrying about getting up late. I also want to be up more often when people are up in the USA. This is made possible by not getting of until morning here, which will be afternoon in the US. Who knows I don't have enough pull here yet to make these things happen anyways. All I know is a 300lb rabbit is a big rabbit in my book.

This picture is what I like to call double trouble! These are two of my friends from Germany. April (on the left) and Kristi (on the right), both took me in like I was part of their families and words cannot describe how much I appreciate that. Kristi has recently started blogging, so I suggest you go on down to her page and read what she has to say.

Bowl Me Over with Words

Well folks I am back after my one day catch up on sleep day. I really need to tell myself that the nap I am about to take is going to take 11 hrs so you need to post before taking it. Anyways I went bowling for the first time since I left Germany and let me tell you I need to do it more often. It was like winning a million dollars and moving from Ozark Hills to Beverly Hills ( I know this is my one and only Beverly Hillbillies comment). At my last base the lanes and machines were so backwoods compared to here. Now I am not going to be obtaining my PBA card anytime soon but I bowled 138 in Germany and tonight I averaged a solid 174. I know say wow now, like anyone out there really cares.

Tomorrow night I start my first of two days on swings (that shifts from 4pm to 2amish). The whole reason is stupid if you ask me, but I don't get paid enough yet to bitch. I mean they think the other NCO on that shift can't handle it without me. Which is a line of bullshit if you ask me. I will be working like the worst thing in my shop for the next two days and if I don't accomplish it I will have to work Sat, yeah me. No pressure what so ever. I really am starting to think people around here don't get the game. We work for the loaders on the line, if they mess stuff up we fix it we are the customer service agent for our customers (flightliners). No instead of giving people the benefit of the doubt on things my Supers have to run and backstab them as much as they can. You know what happens when two people get in a pissing contest, both people end up drenched in eachothers pee. That isn't cool in my book unless your one of those sick bastards who is into golden showers.

I'm going to leave you all with a site of a man who knows how to party and feels no shame. I leave you with him because I have to go change myself because I soiled my pants laughing so friggin(NYawkers alternate word for fuck , that's for April,hehehe) hard.

http://db.playego.com.br/orafiles/01122005120941567g.swf

Search Engine Results

I recently have been monituring my blog thru Site Meter, just to see if I really do get read without joining a bunch of those sites that promote my page. It's really cool to find out I do have some followers now. The first time I would have to say that I stopped bloggin because one I was lazy and two I really didn't think anyone read my nonsence. Weather it be he fact that I read about 10 or so blogs that I post comments on and they wonder who I am or the random passer bye I average about 8 hits or so a day. Recently I added April to my daily reads links because I really enjoy her blog and well she has hit a milestone that I someday hope to reach. 1000 hits, way to go!! I can say that this time around has been a lot better ego booster to my already large brain matter.

Well today I was amazed when I found out that someone had reached my site through a yahoo search. Normally this wouldn't had caught my eye at all, but then again it was the first time that I saw what the person was searching for. All I can say is I had to pick myself up off the floor from the laughter. I recently read another blog that is on my daily reads by Johnnie Walker in which someone had found his page looking for "girls putting garden slugs in her pussy". Well I would say that the person looking for mine is on that eerie level, the persons search was for "women fart cam sounds". Now that just has to make you laugh, because I guess I have talked about women, my webcam, and fart sound before in previous post in 2003, which led this person to my site. This person had to be dissapointed that I actually did not have sound bites of women releiving themself on my site. All I can say is I hope his other hits paid off for him. I was page 63 off the 14000 pages that was hit from that search. Wow yahoo must love me.

Purity Test

Nothen like chillen eating a pizza doing a purity test here are my results.

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	15% I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you	65.1%
Shamelessness	28.6% Puts 'em on the glass	79.3%
Sex Drive	31.6% I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!	77.6%
Straightness	1.8% Knows the other body type like a map	44.6%
Gayness	100%	83.8%
Fucking Sick	69% Dipped into depravity	90%
You are 43.48% pure Average Score: 72.7%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

Borrowed from this chick!

Food for Thought

Well last night after one of the worst Annual Awards Banquet meals ever. They announced the winners of the awards and sure enough my boy E lost to a chick out of Med group. I mean what's more important in the USAF, because as we all know awards are based on how well you can write bullshit more and who reads the bullshit. I guess fictitious numbers about saving peoples lives while not in a active war zone means more than numbers of enemy that would have been really killed if we were in a war zone. I agree while saving fictitious lives is important, the work my boy did helped us save lives by murdering fictitious armies also is important. Plus isn't the USAF whole mission bombs on target. Hands down he should have won. Now I know why people can't get appointments at the hospital, because they are to busy writing awards packages to see common sick/hurt people.

Something kind of has me bothered about my blog since a comment by a friend the otherday. I have been pondering how to deal with that. K is a really close friend and while I mostly comment in my own way about whatever sounds funny and interesting in my head at that time. K must have really taken it personnel and I am sorry for that.

Now here is where I throw in my BUT. My posts are about what I am doing, feeling, past experiences, and the normal yadda yadda. So if everyone wants to see me keep doing them then people need realize a few things. For starters I am a fat short guy, I have been 5'8" for more than half my pathetic life. I grew up around 120-130lbs and now I am 187lb with a beer gut, or as I call it a fuel tank for a sex machine. Do I enjoy my extra weight and being short, no I do not, but I do have self confidence enough to enjoy life as is. I might live almost this whole year here in Korea without having a companion and sex. Now for you that don't know me well I am like super shitty at relationships and seems that I surround myself with women who I know will dump me so I don't ruin it first. On the other hand I have to say it's going to be hard not having sex because well I love it. To be honest I am one of those please your woman guys. I can't see myself wanting to waste my time with a self centered bitch of an American chick here. As well as the women down town are somewhat attractive, but most are working girls and that means they want my money for a good time. Basically what the last lines also come down to although I am a guy friend to many women, when it comes to saying the things to be boy friend material or creative in a none friends way, I am a real pussy.

I have learned along time ago that the above flaws and the others I don't want to bore everyone with although make me hurt when people pick on me about, do not ruin the way I live life. Because when it comes down to it I enjoy who I am for who I am. I am me, sometimes asshole, most the times comedian, and I want to think an all around good guy and friend.

Now everyone blast away with comments so I can get all pissed off and drunk. Then as my friend says I will have an excuse to pick up an ugly chick. OUT!!

Miss Kim Burgers

Friday night was just another typical Friday night or was it. I got home from work around 6pm, which seems late to most, but early to me. Mike dropped by at around 7ish to see what we were going to do. He has been cleaning the dorm all week and it seems that he had been celebrating the week by drinking 3 or 4 big glass of crown and coke. More crown and less coke really, so he was in rare form. We made it down town a little after 8 and began or club crawl. We went to the Apple, The Whiskey and ended the night at Echos. Then as I dragged Mike back to base to beat curfew, we stopped to have the infamous Miss Kim Burger. It is really hard to explain it has egg, meat, a onion or sour crout topping on it. All I know is that when your drunk it hit the spot.
After getting back to the dorm I took Mike up to his room and I ended up seeing Ally and Adam, which just turned into more drinking and reliving old war stories.

Tonight I have that ass kissing to do errr I mean banquet to go to. We will see how that goes. I hope my boy wins he really deserves it. Unfortunately some dumb bimbo dental chick will probably win because she cleaned over million teeth and saved three people during root canals by providing the doctor with top notch hand jobs. All my troop did was put bombs on target so our enemies die and repair unsafe guns that if accidentally went off could hurt American troops. As you can see the dental chick provided way more than my troop, hahaha.

This has been my second extended weekend since I have been here, which rocks since tomorrow will have been a month in Korea already for me. Now if I could get my finances straight I can start buyin nock off stuff and have more fun. I mean who doesn't want a wardrobe of nakey errr nike gear.

Right Start to What?

Today I had my right start appointment at the hospital. This is basically a physical on steroids. They herd us in like cattle. Check our weight (187lb woohoo back to pre-holiday weight), height (short as always), blood pressure, and vision test. Then they make all hundred or so sit and listen to stupid medical humor and watch slide shows about nothen I ever use. Then I get the honor of getting my ears tested because they should be getting bad from aircraft engine noise, shots for TB, Flu, and oh small pox (which is funny because everyone says it doesn't exist anymore, yeah right), then I get asked 101 questions. Finally I get the turn your head and cough, which has to be better than the bend over and um better make it two.

Here is a new one this cool mental health doc came in and gave an impromptu speech about suicide. Usually we get this general on video, looking like he droppin a big terd because he straining to read slide. Such a bore. This colonel was cracking jokes and making serious points that made sense for a change. Instead of me proppin my eyes open with a government pen I actually listened to his message. I'm actually thinking of going to life skills (mental health's new name so it doesn't sound for crazy people), seems that a lot of people that I work with think I need to get some anger management class, I just chalk it up to them being dumbass. I guess I could if he was my doc.

He also made me think of one liners and phrases you live by. He said something about ladies you might trust every guy you meet but remember even Arabs tie up there camels at night. This reminds me of 5 thinks sayings that I always live by:

1. Never trust a guy who has a butt chin.
2. Never trust a person who combs their hair down the middle, also forms an ass on there head.
3. No such thing as a military mustache, you all look like guys that hang out by the school grounds looking for children or Hitler.
4. Never trust someone with a crooked eye, if you can't look me straight in the eye we got problems.
5. Never trust a women with a butt in the front, or FAPA (Fat Above Pussy Area).

I know this is pretty harsh but hey I still give everyone a chance. These people just have to try harder to get my confidence. I mean if your a girl with nice beef curtains you can be trusted with all my possessions.

Playing Catch-up

Wow I can't believe it is Wednesday morning already. I guess I have been playing catch-up for last week. Seems that Mon, Wed, Fri we automatically work 12hr shift because of our wonderful PT program. Then Tue and Thur we work around 10hrs on those days. Eitherway when you add that with the exercise last week, when I get home I have been beat. Well last night I decided about 6pm that I would catch some z's, this turned out to be about 11hr nap. Can 11hr be considered a nap?

It has been really cold the past few days and it even snowed and got really icy on Mon. I damn near fell on my ass 3 times walking home from work. I don't think it would be that bad, but there really is nothing to block the wind except for buildings. This is okay in some areas of the base, like around the massive dorms, however not around the area where I have to walk to get to work. I just hope that they are lying when they say that the weather hasn't gotten bad yet. My heater in my room is already on high just to keep ice from forming on my head at night. I really would like to thank the window manufacture for designing windows that don't fit perfect and seals that are sub par for the course. This allows for maximum cold air to enter my room, great job. Just imagine those last few lines in my most sarcastic voice ever.

My newest troop is up for Airmen of the Year for the base so I decided to go to the banquet on Sat and support him. Eventhough I wasn't his supervisor when he won, I think it is important to back your troops in the good and the bad. I sometimes have a hard time being the NCO that I need to be when I don't agree with Supervision on things. I promise though if anyone needed a guy they could depend on in the shit (ref: inspections or war) I am the go to guy. Now it's just time to make this new shop of mine realize this. There two good reasons for this, one you get more respect for what you do on a day to day basis and two they usually stay off your balls while letting you work.

My shops newest policy is that for everything that happens wrong we will work 12hr shift. Don't get your base drivers license in 45 days, you work 12hr shifts till it's done. Don't get signed off on all tasks by 4 months and you work 12hr shifts until you do. Don't brush after you drop a nasty deuce in the toilet and you have to work 12hr shift. I just think it's funny, they need to come up with something worse than that. I mean that's like telling a kid to stop that or I will send you to your room with all your toys. I mean whatelse is there to do most days and half the week I already work 12hrs. They can't keep me anylonger without the commanders approval and we all know a commander will not do that. So slap me, slap me, slap me, I like it.